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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/  Mr. Jones related an incident from     \
| "some time back" when IBM Canada Ltd.   |
| of Markham, Ont., ordered some parts    |
| from a new supplier in Japan. The       |
| company noted in its order that         |
| acceptable quality allowed for 1.5 per  |
| cent defects (a fairly high standard in |
| North America at the time).             |
|                                         |
| The Japanese sent the order, with a few |
| parts packaged separately in plastic.   |
| The accompanying letter said: "We don't |
| know why you want 1.5 per cent          |
| defective parts, but for your           |
| convenience, we've packed them          |
| separately."                            |
|                                         |
| -- Excerpted from an article in The     |
\ (Toronto) Globe and Mail                /
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;