Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Mr. Jones related an incident from \ | "some time back" when IBM Canada Ltd. | | of Markham, Ont., ordered some parts | | from a new supplier in Japan. The | | company noted in its order that | | acceptable quality allowed for 1.5 per | | cent defects (a fairly high standard in | | North America at the time). | | | | The Japanese sent the order, with a few | | parts packaged separately in plastic. | | The accompanying letter said: "We don't | | know why you want 1.5 per cent | | defective parts, but for your | | convenience, we've packed them | | separately." | | | | -- Excerpted from an article in The | \ (Toronto) Globe and Mail / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;