Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I am a bookaholic. If you are a decent \ | person, you will not sell me another | \ book. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;