Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Romance, like alcohol, should be \ | enjoyed, but should not be allowed to | | become necessary. | | | \ -- Edgar Friedenberg / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;