Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Stuckness shouldn't be avoided. It's \ | the psychic predecessor of all real | | understanding. An egoless acceptance of | | stuckness is a key to an understanding | | of all Quality, in mechanical work as | | in other endeavors. | | | | -- R. Pirsig, "Zen and the Art of | \ Motorcycle Maintenance" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;