Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / 'Course, I haven't weighed in yet. :-) \ | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199710281816.KAA29614@wall.org> / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;