Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Those who have had no share in the good \ | fortunes of the mighty Often have a | | share in their misfortunes. | | | | -- Bertolt Brecht, "The Caucasian Chalk | \ Circle" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;