Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A lady with one of her ears applied To \ | an open keyhole heard, inside, Two | | female gossips in converse free -- The | | subject engaging them was she. "I | | think", said one, "and my husband | | thinks That she's a prying, inquisitive | | minx!" As soon as no more of it she | | could hear The lady, indignant, removed | | her ear. "I will not stay," she said | | with a pout, "To hear my character lied | | about!" | | | \ -- Gopete Sherany / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;