Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Dorothy: But how can you talk without a \ | brain? Scarecrow: Well, I don't know... | | but some people without brains | | | | do an awful lot of talking. | | | \ -- The Wizard of Oz / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;