Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Will your long-winded speeches never \ | end? What ails you that you keep on | | arguing? | | | \ -- Job 16:3 / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;