Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It has been justly observed by sages of \ | all lands that although a man may be | | most happily married and continue in | | that state with the utmost contentment, | | it does not necessarily follow that he | | has therefore been struck stone-blind. | | | \ -- H. Warner Munn / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;