Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / You say you are lying. But if \ | everything you say is a lie, then you | | are telling the truth. You cannot tell | | the truth because everything you say is | | a lie. You lie, you tell the truth ... | | but you cannot, for you lie. | | | | -- Norman the android, "I, Mudd", | \ stardate 4513.3 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;