Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Okay ... I'm going home to write the "I \ | HATE RUBIK's CUBE HANDBOOK FOR DEAD CAT | \ LOVERS" ... / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;