Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Using TSO is like kicking a dead whale \ | down the beach. | | | \ -- S. C. Johnson / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;