Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Fortune Documents the Great Legal \ | Decisions: | | | | We think that we may take judicial | | notice of the fact that the term | | "bitch" may imply some feeling of | | endearment when applied to a female of | | the canine species but that it is | | seldom, if ever, so used when applied | | to a female of the human race. Coming | | as it did, reasonably close on the | | heels of two revolver shots directed at | | the person of whom it was probably | | used, we think it carries every | | reasonable implication of ill-will | | toward that person. | | | \ -- Smith v. Moran, 193 N.E. 2d 466. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;