Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Under the wide and heavy VAX Dig my \ | grave and let me relax Long have I | | lived, and many my hacks And I lay me | | down with a will. These be the words | | that tell the way: "Here he lies who | | piped 64K, Brought down the machine for | | nearly a day, And Rogue playing to an | \ awful standstill." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;