Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / When I saw a sign on the freeway that \ | said, "Los Angeles 445 miles," I said | | to myself, "I've got to get out of this | | lane." | | | \ -- Franklyn Ajaye / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;