Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The perfect friend sees the best in you \ | -- sees it constantly -- not just when | | you occasionally are that way, but also | | when you waver, when you forget | | yourself, act like less than you are. | | In time, you become more like his | | vision of you -- which is the person | | you have always wanted to be. | | | \ -- Nancy Friday / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;