Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Pittsburgh driver's test \ | | | (10) Potholes are | | | | (a) extremely dangerous. | | | | (b) patriotic. | | | | (c) the fault of the previous | | administration. | | | | (d) all going to be fixed next summer. | | | | The correct answer is (b). Potholes | | destroy unpatriotic, unamerican, | | imported cars, since the holes are | | larger than the cars. If you drive a | | big, patriotic, American car you have | \ nothing to worry about. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;