Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If you talk to God, you are praying; if \ | God talks to you, you have | | schizophrenia. | | | \ -- Thomas Szasz / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;