Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I went over to my friend, he was eatin' \ | a pickle. I said "Hi, what's | | happenin'?" He said "Nothin'." Try to | | sing this song with that kind of | | enthusiasm; As if you just squashed a | | cop. | | | \ -- Arlo Guthrie, "Motorcycle Song" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;