Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A flashy Mercedes-Benz roared up to the \ | curb where a cute young miss stood | | waiting for a taxi. | | | | "Hi," said the gentleman at the wheel. | | "I'm going west." | | | | "How wonderful," came the cool reply. | \ "Bring me back an orange." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;