Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Mystery \ | | | Looked at but cannot be seen - it is | | beneath form; Listened to but cannot be | | heard - it is beneath sound; Held but | | cannot be touched - it is beneath | | feeling; These depthless things evade | | definition, And blend into a single | | mystery. In its rising there is no | | light, In its falling there is no | | darkness, A continuous thread beyond | | description, Lining what does not | | exist; Its form formless, Its image | | nothing, Its name silence; Follow it, | | it has no back, Meet it, it has no | | face. Attend the present to deal with | | the past; Thus you grasp the continuity | | of the Way, Which is its essence. | | | \ -- Lao Tse, "Tao Te Ching" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;