Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / You may easily play a joke on a man who \ | likes to argue -- agree with him. | | | \ -- Ed Howe / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;