Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Too Late \ | | | A large number of turkies [sic] went to | | San Francisco yesterday by the two | | o'clock boats. If their object in going | | down was to participate in the | | Thanksgiving festivities of that city, | | they would arrive "the day after the | | affair," and of course be sadly | | disappointed thereby. | | | | -- Sacramento Daily Union, November 29, | \ 1861 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;