Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Restraint \ | | | Manage a great nation as you would cook | | a delicate fish. To govern men in | | accord with nature It is best to be | | restrained; Restraint makes agreement | | easy to attain, And easy agreement | | builds harmonious relationships; With | | sufficient harmony no resistance will | | arise; When no resistance arises, then | | you possess the heart of the nation, | | And when you possess the nation's | | heart, your influence will long endure: | | Deeply rooted and firmly established. | | This is the method of far sight and | | long life. | | | \ -- Lao Tse, "Tao Te Ching" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;