Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Caution: Write-protection will not \ | prevent a cartridge being erased by | | bulk-erasure or degaussing. | | | | -- HP Ultrium tape drive user's guide, | \ page 12 / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;