Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ /Kira: JOIN THE DARK SIDE, \ | YOUNG ONE. darth, I *am* the | \ dark side. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;