Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Once at a social gathering, Gladstone \ | said to Disraeli, "I predict, Sir, that | | you will die either by hanging or of | | some vile disease". Disraeli replied, | | "That all depends, Sir, upon whether I | | embrace your principles or your | \ mistress." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;