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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ An excellence-oriented '80s male does   \
| not wear a regular watch. He wears a    |
| Rolex watch, because it weighs nearly   |
| six pounds and is advertised only in    |
| excellence-oriented publications such   |
| as Fortune and Rich Protestant Golfer   |
| Magazine. The advertisements are        |
| written in incomplete sentences, which  |
| is how advertising copywriters denote   |
| excellence:                             |
|                                         |
| "The Rolex Hyperion. An elegant new     |
| standard in quality excellence and      |
| discriminating handcraftsmanship. For   |
| the individual who is truly able to     |
| discriminate with regard to excellent   |
| quality standards of crafting things by |
| hand. Fabricated of 100 percent         |
| 24-karat gold. No watch parts or        |
| anything. Just a great big chunk on     |
| your wrist. Truly a timeless statement. |
| For the individual who is very secure.  |
| Who doesn't need to be reminded all the |
| time that he is very successful. Much   |
| more successful than the people who     |
| laughed at him in high school. Because  |
| of his acne. People who are probably    |
| nowhere near as successful as he is     |
| now. Maybe he'll go to his 20th         |
| reunion, and they'll see his Rolex      |
| Hyperion. Hahahahahahahahaha."          |
|                                         |
| -- Dave Barry, "In Search of            |
\ Excellence"                             /
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;