Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Congratulations! You have purchased an \ | extremely fine device that would give | | you thousands of years of trouble-free | | service, except that you undoubtably | | will destroy it via some typical | | bonehead consumer maneuver. Which is | | why we ask you to PLEASE FOR GOD'S SAKE | | READ THIS OWNER'S MANUAL CAREFULLY | | BEFORE YOU UNPACK THE DEVICE. YOU | | ALREADY UNPACKED IT, DIDN'T YOU? YOU | | UNPACKED IT AND PLUGGED IT IN AND | | TURNED IT ON AND FIDDLED WITH THE | | KNOBS, AND NOW YOUR CHILD, THE SAME | | CHILD WHO ONCE SHOVED A POLISH SAUSAGE | | INTO YOUR VIDEOCASSETTE RECORDER AND | | SET IT ON "FAST FORWARD", THIS CHILD | | ALSO IS FIDDLING WITH THE KNOBS, RIGHT? | | AND YOU'RE JUST NOW STARTING TO READ | | THE INSTRUCTIONS, RIGHT??? WE MIGHT AS | | WELL JUST BREAK THESE DEVICES RIGHT AT | | THE FACTORY BEFORE WE SHIP THEM OUT, | | YOU KNOW THAT? | | | \ -- Dave Barry, "Read This First!" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;