Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / This is a test of the emergency \ | broadcast system. Had there been an | | actual emergency, then you would no | \ longer be here. / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;