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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ Ambush                                  \
|                                         |
| There is a saying among soldiers: It is |
| easier to lose a yard than take an      |
| inch. In this manner one may deploy     |
| troops without marshalling them, Bring  |
| weapons to bear without exposing them,  |
| Engage the foe without invading them,   |
| And exhaust their strength without      |
| fighting them. There is no worse        |
| disaster than misunderstanding your     |
| enemy; To do so endangers all of my     |
| treasures; So when two well matched     |
| forces oppose eachother, The general    |
| who maintains compassion will win.      |
|                                         |
\ -- Lao Tse, "Tao Te Ching"              /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;