Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Ambush \ | | | There is a saying among soldiers: It is | | easier to lose a yard than take an | | inch. In this manner one may deploy | | troops without marshalling them, Bring | | weapons to bear without exposing them, | | Engage the foe without invading them, | | And exhaust their strength without | | fighting them. There is no worse | | disaster than misunderstanding your | | enemy; To do so endangers all of my | | treasures; So when two well matched | | forces oppose eachother, The general | | who maintains compassion will win. | | | \ -- Lao Tse, "Tao Te Ching" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;