Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / Rule #1: \ | | | The Boss is always right. | | | | Rule #2: | | | \ If the Boss is wrong, see Rule #1. / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;