Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If you live long enough, you'll see \ | that every victory turns into a defeat. | | | \ -- Simone de Beauvoir / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;