Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Politicians speak for their parties, \ | and parties never are, never have been, | | and never will be wrong. | | | \ -- Walter Dwight / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;