Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / I already have too much problem with \ | people thinking the efficiency of a | | perl construct is related to its | | length. On the other hand, I'm | | perfectly capable of changing my mind | \ next week... :-) --lwall / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;