Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / You are transported to a room where you \ | are faced by a wizard who points to you | | and says, "Them's fighting words!" You | | immediately get attacked by all sorts | | of denizens of the museum: there is a | | cobra chewing on your leg, a troglodyte | | is bashing your brains out with a gold | | nugget, a crocodile is removing large | | chunks of flesh from you, a rhinoceros | | is goring you with his horn, a | | sabre-tooth cat is busy trying to | | disembowel you, you are being trampled | | by a large mammoth, a vampire is | | sucking you dry, a Tyrannosaurus Rex is | | sinking his six inch long fangs into | | various parts of your anatomy, a large | | bear is dismembering your body, a | | gargoyle is bouncing up and down on | | your head, a burly troll is tearing you | | limb from limb, several dire wolves are | | making mince meat out of your torso, | | and the wizard is about to transport | | you to the corner of Westwood and | | Broxton. Oh dear, you seem to have | | gotten yourself killed, as well. | | | | You scored 0 out of 250 possible | | points. That gives you a ranking of | | junior beginning adventurer. To achieve | | the next higher rating, you need to | \ score 32 more points. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;