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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ You are transported to a room where you \
| are faced by a wizard who points to you |
| and says, "Them's fighting words!" You  |
| immediately get attacked by all sorts   |
| of denizens of the museum: there is a   |
| cobra chewing on your leg, a troglodyte |
| is bashing your brains out with a gold  |
| nugget, a crocodile is removing large   |
| chunks of flesh from you, a rhinoceros  |
| is goring you with his horn, a          |
| sabre-tooth cat is busy trying to       |
| disembowel you, you are being trampled  |
| by a large mammoth, a vampire is        |
| sucking you dry, a Tyrannosaurus Rex is |
| sinking his six inch long fangs into    |
| various parts of your anatomy, a large  |
| bear is dismembering your body, a       |
| gargoyle is bouncing up and down on     |
| your head, a burly troll is tearing you |
| limb from limb, several dire wolves are |
| making mince meat out of your torso,    |
| and the wizard is about to transport    |
| you to the corner of Westwood and       |
| Broxton. Oh dear, you seem to have      |
| gotten yourself killed, as well.        |
|                                         |
| You scored 0 out of 250 possible        |
| points. That gives you a ranking of     |
| junior beginning adventurer. To achieve |
| the next higher rating, you need to     |
\ score 32 more points.                   /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;