Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The basic idea behind malls is that \ | they are more convenient than cities. | | Cities contain streets, which are | | dangerous and crowded and difficult to | | park in. Malls, on the other hand, have | | parking lots, which are also dangerous | | and crowded and difficult to park in, | | but -- here is the big difference -- in | | mall parking lots, THERE ARE NO RULES. | | You're allowed to do anything. You can | | drive as fast as you want in any | | direction you want. I was once driving | | in a mall parking lot when my car was | | struck by a pickup truck being driven | | backward by a squat man with a tattoo | | that said "Charlie" on his forearm, who | | got out and explained to me, in great | | detail, why the accident was my fault, | | his reasoning being that he was violent | | and muscular, whereas I was neither. | | This kind of reasoning is legally valid | | in mall parking lots. | | | | -- Dave Barry, "Christmas Shopping: A | \ Survivor's Guide" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;