Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Look, I'm about to buy me a double \ | barreled sawed off shotgun and show | | Linus what I think about backspace and | | delete not working. | | | \ -- some anonymous .signature / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;