Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / You mentioned your name as if I should \ | recognize it, but beyond the obvious | | facts that you are a bachelor, a | | solicitor, a freemason, and an | | asthmatic, I know nothing whatever | | about you. | | | | -- Sherlock Holmes, "The Norwood | \ Builder" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;