Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / boss, n: \ | | | According to the Oxford English | | Dictionary, in the Middle Ages the | | | | words "boss" and "botch" were largely | | synonymous, except that boss, | | | | in addition to meaning "a supervisor of | | workers" also meant "an | | | \ ornamental stud." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;