Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / A friend of mine won't get a divorce, \ | because he hates lawyers more than he | \ hates his wife. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;