Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / Liar, n.: \ | | | A lawyer with a roving commission. | | | | -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's | \ Dictionary" / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;