Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / "Whoever undertakes to set himself up \ | as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is | | shipwrecked by the laughter of the | | gods." | | | \ -- Albert Einstein / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;