Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / ...this is an awesome sight. The entire \ | rebel resistance buried under six | | million hardbound copies of "The Naked | | Lunch." | | | \ -- The Firesign Theater / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;