Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / There is nothing wrong with writing ... \ | as long as it is done in private and | \ you wash your hands afterward. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;