Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "The picture's pretty bleak, \ | gentlemen... The world's climates are | | changing, the mammals are taking over, | | and we all have a brain about the size | | of a walnut." | | | | -- some dinosaurs from The Far Side, by | \ Gary Larson / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;