Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A diplomat is a person who can tell you \ | to go to hell in such a way that you | | actually look forward to the trip. | | | \ -- Caskie Stinnett, "Out of the Red" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;