Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Where a calculator on the ENIAC is \ | equpped with 18,000 vacuum tubes and | | weighs 30 tons, computers in the future | | may have only 1,000 vaccuum tubes and | | perhaps weigh 1 1/2 tons. | | | \ -- Popular Mechanics, March 1949 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;