Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / To avoid criticism, do nothing, say \ | nothing, be nothing. | | | \ -- Elbert Hubbard / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;